why do i keep on taking those stupid tests

According to an online test my friend sent me:

You're single because you don't want to settle!

You, more than others, have a fairy tale fantasy of how things should be. Ever since you were a kid, you've probably dreamed of the perfect wedding, coming home to a white picket fence, dog, and 2.2 kids (how does that work, anyway?). When someone asks what you're looking for, you don't skip a beat: You're likely to have a handy checklist that details your perfect partner. Hair and eye color, height, religion, education, career, interests, the list goes on.

While it's great to have standards — Hey, you shouldn't have to settle, after all — there's one slight glitch in your master plan: No one has made the grade in real life — at least not yet. Next time you're out with someone, keep yourself from mentally checking that list, and give love — and others — a chance. That special someone who you've written off may be perfect for you after all...

***"What checklist?!" hehehe
Last Sunday, I finally had some time to go out and meet new people.
My friend che (from Virgil 8th grade days)is in town for her internship,
and I got to meet some of her friends Sunday night where we spent most of
the time talking about the wackiest stuff- her friends were really cool.
Finally, some people who know how to spell humor. Funny thing was, the
"checklist" was brought up and everyone got asked the order of priority
for this particular list.

Mine was in this order in utmost honesty:
1. Sense of Humor
2. Personality
3. Intelligence
4. Stability
5. Looks

You're prolly asking "Looks number five?!!! Get outta here!"
but please believe me when I say, "I'm hella surprised myself!" HAHAHAHA