ooh i'm evil!

You're Stewie Griffin!
You scored 55% Evilness, 75% Horniness, 65% Intelligence, and 45% Fitness!

You're an evil genius, and you have sexy parties. Your matricidal tendencies mean you don't have much time to go to the gym, and you may be in danger of developing an eating disorder. Once you're toilet-trained, the world will never be safe again!
"Victory is mine!"

(Lois finds a note in Chris's pocket)
Lois: Huh, what's this? You know Stewie, Mommy doesn't usually read things out of Chris's pocket. She's more respectful than that.
Stewie: Whatever helps you sleep at night, bitch

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